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jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

(via ugly)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via orgasm)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

(Source: kardashy, via silohouettes)

relahvant:

whorville:

svvords:

whorville:

fuckyeahzarry:

jakemalik paid 600$ for a url im done im done

I heard it was $750..

it was $750

Case closed

actually i heard he didn’t even pay for it

heard it from jake himself

dumbasses omg

(via orgasm)

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via collapsed)

lensblr-network:

Early Winter FallsMcArthur-Burney Falls // Nikon D800e + Zeiss 21mm 2.8I had no idea what to expect, but when I got here I was pleasantly surprised. Powerful water against a beautiful wall of moss and rock. A little snow speckled the surrounding area and created a magical scene.
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lensblr-network:

Early Winter Falls

McArthur-Burney Falls // Nikon D800e + Zeiss 21mm 2.8

I had no idea what to expect, but when I got here I was pleasantly surprised. Powerful water against a beautiful wall of moss and rock. A little snow speckled the surrounding area and created a magical scene.

(Source: forever, via ugly)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via orgasm)

dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

dopernose:

Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

(Source: malformalady, via metephor)

punksgirls:

portland, oregon

Actually no, no, no. Portland is inland. And excuse me if I’m mistaken but we don’t have a fucking beach on our river and rocks. So I would say, cannon?

(via metephor)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via ugly)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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